Chuck Norris Tf2 Jokes Time

Cicatriz tried to ban chuck norris on a server once, and it caused him to get mad in a thread.


I called chuck norris a pansy once, and he round house kicked me back to the 80's






<runs again>
 
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Chuck Norris once showed up for Monday Madness. When Buga tried to light him on fire, her voo-doo doll collection burst into flames. The results were even more spectacular when she tried the timebomb.
 
Chuck Norris CAN crouch and enter the little sliding door hole things in Black Mesa.
You all lose, but Chuck Norris wins a stalemate.
 
The water in 2Fort is tears from Chuck Norris' victims.

When Chuck Norris kills you, you will not respawn.

Chuck Norris is the reason losers hide at the end of the round, not because of crits for the other team.

Chuck Norris doesn't have to touch his computer to kill you, he just thinks about it.

Chuck Norris doesn't cap a point, the point caps itself.

When Chuck Norris dies in TF2...... oh wait........
 
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Xosniper, you're to specific. Also, you forgot to run after that post.
 
When Chuck Norris joins a team, everyone else on all servers, everywhere, are autobalanced to the opposite team.
 
When Chuck Noris plays a Heavy, Natasha never runs out of bullets, he runs out of people to kill.

When Chuck Noris plays TF2 on your team, when you die, the picture will be round-house kicking whoever killed you.

When Chuck Noris is ever a Spy, his backstabs leave foot-prints on your back.


Those are pretty lame, but hey! :D Chuck Noris Jokes :D
 
Your Roxyness said:
When Chuck Noris plays a Heavy, Natasha never runs out of bullets, he runs out of people to kill.

When Chuck Noris plays TF2 on your team, when you die, the picture will be round-house kicking whoever killed you.

When Chuck Noris is ever a Spy, his backstabs leave foot-prints on your back.


Those are pretty lame, but hey! :D Chuck Noris Jokes :D
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Not lame at all roxy^-^
 
Chuck Norris does not need to push little cart. He just needs to cough in its general direction.

Every time Chuck Norris is angry in TF2, all of the players faces randomly melt away. After they have recovered from the horrible injuries, they find that there computer has grown a beard....and all of you files have been replaced with his face.

You never stop being dominated by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can backstab you after he exits the game.
 
Cicatriz said:
Sorry I was being more specific :(
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No worries, of course!





Hmmmmm



You cannot get revenge on Chuck Norris. You will be re-dominated.

Chuck Norris cannot die inches from a health pack. If a pyro sets him on fire, he makes the fire wait until he summons a health pack.

VAC actually stands for "Valve Anti-Chuck". It was made to prevent Chuck Norris from killing all current TF2 players at once. This is why we do not see him on servers.

The demoman once tried to put a pipe bomb in Chuck Norris' drink. Chuck Norris put out his eye by spitting it back out at him.
 
Everything Chuck Norris is thinking about automaticly will be in God-chat
 
When Chuck Norris plays medic, Chuck Norris doesnt use the kritzkrieg, Chuck Norris IS the kritzkrieg.

When Chuck Norris plays medic, Chuck Norris doesn't heal the heavy, the heavy heals Chuck Norris

(yeah yeah that second ones bee around the block here and there)
 
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