Homer Simpsons health record
-got his head jamed between the door of the kwik-e-mart
-broken every bone in his body
-exploded his knee
-got his thumb cutted off
-replaced his brain with a popstickle
-stab a scapel to the eye
-had four hart attacks
-run over by a hangar ship
-got a cruise ship trough his head
-nailed his hip
-removed a crayton from his brain which led to homer got a 105 Iq, but he got sad and putted the crayton back in, but missed which made him even dumber
-died
-sold his soul for a doughnut
-been a zombie
-broken his back after a fight
-forced by mr burns to eat radioactiv waste with a strainer
-falled of springfiend gorge twice the same day.
-died in a nuclear blast which anihalated whole springfield
i think we al can agree that Homer should be happy to even be alive
source:
http://ikkepedia.org/wiki/Homer_Simpson