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Hey, Demoman update is up: http://www.teamfortress.com/demomanupdate/
What do you think?
What do you think?
Oh. Sweet. Bippy...
I wanna slash people down with a sword

In the last page of the comic, you see what looks like 3 crates. One probably held the sword, another holds the shield, and a third's name is obscured.
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I wonder what it could be..
Scottish Reserve? premium Scottish liqueur maybes?
Scotch Reserve makes sense for that box; something to make you think twice before using the shield?
And did I read the shield description right? You'll be able to charge faster than the scout? MADNESS! Of course, the update texts never harp on the negatives of each weapon, only the positives.
The part about the sword being forged for years in the fires of burning English kings was somewhat funny for this history buff.
I will be shocked, however, if they fail to mention Robert Burns or Haggis somewhere in this update. And where are the bagpipes? I would have LOVED bagpipes as an unlockable. +5% speed for all teammates and - 10% speed for all enemies within hearing range; no hits are crits. An aural Natasha.

I like the way you thinkwow, we are starting to play a medieval shooter game.
I sense a eGO Event with this. SCOTTISH DRUNK MAN FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
Now how much fun would that be? That would be Madness! SCOTTISH MADNESS!
Im just waiting for the demo to have a kilt. Please Valve?![]()