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YoSpankDawg

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Maps.

Some are really well done and unique, don't get me wrong, but there are so many maps where people just take an already-made map, butcher it, or maybe just make one small change, and then act they put in so much hard work on it.

"BEHOLD....MY AMAZING CREATION...." Uhhh...I have played this before... "NO YOU HAVEN'T! See, there is an ammo crate over here now!"

Typically most "new maps" consist of one of three changes:
1) [map name] --> "[map name]er": This is when somebody--probably somebody who likes to just camp their own first--takes a map and opens up a few buildings so you can go in them. Granted, I honestly like this change, but enough for a new map? "Dang man, I always wished I could go inside this bathroom...." Well now you can! Sigh.
2) [map name] --> [map name]_1945: There is some strange phenomenon going on where apparently it didn't snow in 1945, because all _1945 seems to mean is "I got rid of the snow and being able to see your breath."
3) [map name] --> [map name]@night: We're not even going to go here. Seriously?

Some maps I have like 4-5 versions of, and it really makes me laugh when you see combinations of the aforementioned changes. I am still waiting on "kalter_1945@night"--it's only a matter of time, I say.

Then we have "arena" maps. Seriously, how old do these get? I know they're all different, but with that being said--they're all the same thing! I laugh when I see somebody take an orange arena map, paint the walls a different color, and then say, "Ah ha! Behold our new magenta arena!

Or how about when people "borrow" a map from another game. If I wanted to play Dust, I would go on CSS and play Dust...

CHALLENGE:
I know Dutch is making maps. I also know that he'll read this and comment on how he is making his own maps. That's nice, Dutch. :P Anyways, my challenge is this...find some maps that are not just the "same old nonsense". I especially love ones that aren't your typical "mainland Europe" ones UNLESS they are amazingly-intricately done. The best are ones like "Chicago" (in USA), or ones in Africa (only ever seen 2-3) or how about some Asian ones? Half a war was fought in the Pacific--does nobody care?

Seriously though, I have 617 maps...it feels like everything there is to see, I've seen. Surprise me, huh? If you're feeling like a real overachiever, make something (kalter_1945@night, anybody?!).
 
only problem about making a map based off the Pacific front is that the axis forces dont consist of ANY Japanese weapons, soldiers, or uniforms...

would look silly having German soldiers defending Iwo Jima, or German pilots bombing Pearl Harbour

just my take on that part of it - I agree with the rest
 
TL;DR I've played a lot of maps and I'm bored with them, there needs to be new ones. And Dutch, I'm calling you out to make a map not in Europe.

but OT, what about the orange maps?
 
My guess is that Spank didnt have too much fun during realism last night???

But seriously argentan is a great map, just not when you cant see anything. Half my kills were because I know the map.

Playing on exotic new maps really is fun.
 
here's an idea that might not have been done yet: Make a map where its in water on different ships connected by planks with tall towers, lower decks, upper decks (of course), and other things of the sort. make it where if you jump into the water, you die. also make it where there are different easter eggs (hidden rooms, secret music buttons, ect.) I myself can not make these maps, weither it be i have no time or patience, but someone out here must be able to other than dutch that could make this happen. idc what it looks like, i just think this would be a rather good idea.
 
Make a map where its in water on different ships connected by planks with tall towers, lower decks, upper decks

That sounds a lot like a really good map in Medal of Honor Rising Sun.
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here's an idea that might not have been done yet: Make a map where its in water on different ships connected by planks with tall towers, lower decks, upper decks (of course), and other things of the sort. make it where if you jump into the water, you die. also make it where there are different easter eggs (hidden rooms, secret music buttons, ect.) I myself can not make these maps, weither it be i have no time or patience, but someone out here must be able to other than dutch that could make this happen. idc what it looks like, i just think this would be a rather good idea.

This sounds like an excellent idea for a detonation map.

Somebody, make this now! I'm no expert on hammer at all, but when I make myself learn it I'll definitely remember this idea.
 
here's an idea that might not have been done yet: Make a map where its in water on different ships connected by planks with tall towers, lower decks, upper decks (of course), and other things of the sort. make it where if you jump into the water, you die. also make it where there are different easter eggs (hidden rooms, secret music buttons, ect.) I myself can not make these maps, weither it be i have no time or patience, but someone out here must be able to other than dutch that could make this happen. idc what it looks like, i just think this would be a rather good idea.

I remember back in the CoD days I use to play on map that was just a single ship, it was pretty awesome when you weren't being spawn camped D:
 
Half a war was fought in the Pacific--does nobody care?
I was making one but i can't because the foliage is all wrong because its out of date and no one has yet to upgrade it. The only other way is if i make it myself which i have no clue on how.

And Dutch, I'm calling you out to make a map not in Europe.

Too late. If you can find me working custom models then I'll see what i can do.
 
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