...Scout update is Spy update in disguise. *Massive conspiracy warning.*

Don't lower my high hopes Phoenix :(, bit they have added the ways to unlock the achievements, I don't know if that means anything, I know they did with the spy. Although either way I'm ok, I plan on decomposing and becoming a fossil fuel when I die anyway.
 
Lol more then likely its going to be the Scout, but even if it is the Spy, i dont really care since i dont play either one of them that much, but i think i would rather see a Spy update then a Scout.
 
I think they're gonna release the scout and spy at the same time. They're different enough so one wouldn't destroy the other and the class overflow would even out.
 
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Phoenix Wright said:
so.
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The goldrush one has a big copyright after the Valve logo on the side, while the others have a tiny one. Is this another conspiracy?
 
ok let me take apart your theroy at each of your points.
1. Scout update is coming out with new maps WITH it so its not just a scout makeover its a game makeover.
2. So what no big deal
3. They had money this time not like the other times.
4. The heavy's mini-gun and Natascha are the same, but slightly different
5. Who cares about the %, and its a cheap way to make a new looking can take one you got made and give it a new paint job.
6. I think they're just fixing it
7. reread #5 second half.
8. Scout isn't a huge threat(as of now) unless they are in your face. Someone other then value made that map first. quick hack idea for stuned amation stars floting above there head them bobing around.
9. Look at a baseball, it looks the same if you rotate it around.
10. I can not dissagree with it.
11. L4D release slowed it down. Value is like most places, it comes to cunch time you throw bodys at it.
 
There is no conspiracy. Valve changes all the time, look at every poster/image they make theyre never the same. I have no clue why y'all think this is a conspiracy...

1) None of Valve's posters are the same.
2) Valve doesnt need to make new animation for dazed characters they can have a thing over there head (like in cartoons)
3) Honestly? Honestly % is that big of deal
4) The maps they chose to be released are good enough for them, live with it
5) New game type is shown in BONK page background
6) Who cares if there's 2 images that are the same
/rant

But I guess this is the conspiracy thread so here I got one Team Fortress Brothers in Arms was canceled.

Yea now who's got a conspiracy?
 
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Phoenix Wright said:
Stop destroying my dreams.
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What? WHAT? Stop destroying your dreams?.... Cmon man you've now lead many people to believe its a conspiracy plus every ones arguing of whats real or whats not when its all real because its on Valve's website...

The chances of Valve lying to us is 0, now possibly they could delay it but theyre not just gonna PSYCH! to 5345435435 owners of TF2 or how ever many there are.

/rant

Now where is thread is going, I dont know. But I think creating a massive conspiracy like this isnt right cause now people are getting angry like myself... And though what I posted probably is getting close to the line, I just really, really, really hate it when people make stuff up like this.... I dont know how many others agree with me....
 
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i hope to god this isn't the spy update

with that said i fully believe this is the scout update :)
 
Ok, I think my post took the thread in the wrong manner(hard to come of sarcasticly when I don't talk/type while I play.). I also belive that this thread was made as a joke. In light of this I do belive that this should be consider as a joke and nothing more. So everyone that is paranoid form playing vs. spys should take a deep breath and chill. There is no take over the world conspiriotorys(mind my spelling) going on.

BTW: Yeah I do feel somewhat responcable for the major over reacting. But I don't mind, I don't feel right without starting a fire on the bourds every so often.
 
PeterGriffin said:
but the sandman is so over powerd :(
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How can you say that? You have'nt even tried it. Maybe it's amazingly difficult to stun someone? Or when you start to shoot a ball you can't move etc etc. We don't know!

And we give up our double jump! *sobs*
 
Synn said:
How can you say that? You have'nt even tried it. Maybe it's amazingly difficult to stun someone? Or when you start to shoot a ball you can't move etc etc. We don't know!

And we give up our double jump! *sobs*
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it can stun a uber...how over powerd can you get
 
And Valve likes to be as lazy as possible.
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Well like you said, Valve is lazy, so it would explain why the picture isn't all too fantastic correct?

And either way, I still hate the scout and spy, so the update isn't in my favor :P
 
read about this in like 4 places now i think it will kinda suck if it is, because everyone will be like I KNEW IT!!!!!111. Where as if they actually kept it looking real and were like SURPRISE!
 
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